DISCLAMER:I DO NOT OWN CRUEL INTENTIONS NOR DBZ
We circle around the island of Manhattan moving closer and
closer till we're looking down on Fifth Avenue. As the
melody continues to play we MOVE towards a building and ZOOM
into a window.

2 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY 2

A fifty-year old female therapist (18) sits at
her desk, frowning as she takes notes. Books of Jung and
Freud line the shelves.

A young man (Gohan) sits in a chair in front
of her looking impatient.

The therapist continues to write notes.

18
Jesus. We've been at this for six
months.

GOHAN
I know.

18
And you haven't made an ounce of
progress.

GOHAN
I know.

Gohan takes out a cigarette.

18
(not looking up)
There's no smoking in my office.

Gohan sneers at her then puts the cigarette away. 18
finishes her notes and looks up at him, shaking
her head.

GOHAN
What do you want me to say? That I'm
supposed to feel remorse because I act
the way I do? The truth is I don't.

18 shakes her head and takes notes.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Look, I'm not like all the other kids
in high school. I don't care about book
reports and extra-credit. Teachers
are idiots anyway. The only challenge
out there for me is women. You see a
girl you like. You pursue them. You
conquer. You move on. It's exciting.

18
But you said you have the worst
reputation.

GOHAN
I do.

18
Don't you want to change that?

GOHAN
Let me tell you something, doctor.
Chicks love a guy with a bad rap.
They say they don't, but they don't
mean it. They all think that they're
the ones that are going to "save me."
The trick is to let them think it's
true.

18
I think that's all the time we have
for today.

GOHAN
Same time next week?

18
No. This is going to be our last
session.

GOHAN
Why? I like spending time with you.
You know, you're quite attractive for
a woman your age. You have killer legs.
Killer.

18
This isn't a joke. Your parents spend a
lot of money to send you here. I'm
trying to help you.

GOHAN
Don't be insecure, Doc. You're a big
help.

Gohan picks up a book of Freud.

GOHAN (cont'd)
He was a coke addict, you know.

18
You think you can come in here with that
cute little smirk on your face and try
and flirt with me. It doesn't work,
Gohan.

GOHAN
It works a little.

18
No it doesn't. I see right through you.

GOHAN
You do?

18
I hope for your sake you grow out of
this immature phase. It's going to get
you into trouble.

GOHAN
Well, you don't have to get nasty about
it.

Gohan approaches a photo on her desk and picks it up.

18
My daughter, Marron.

GOHAN
Yummy.

18
Don't even think about it. Marron is an
exceptionally well rounded young
woman, who happens to be attending
Princeton this fall. She's way too
smart to fall for your line of b.s.

GOHAN
Really? Care to make a wager on that?

18
Good luck, Gohan.

GOHAN
What, nervous I'm going to win?

18
Would you please leave.

Gohan puts on his glasses and leaves.

18 (cont'd)
Asshole.

The doctor stews for a moment, then reaches into her
desk, sifts through some papers where she finds a pack of
Benson & Hedges and lights one up. She looks at the photo
of her daughter, then hits the speaker phone and dials.

18 (cont'd)
Marron, it's mom.

INTERCUT WITH:

3 INT. MARRON BEDROOM - DAY 3

Marron, 18's daughter sits at her desk,
crying while holding the phone.

MARRON
Hi, mom.

18
Honey, is something wrong?

Marron cries for a moment.

MARRON
He told me he loved me and I believed
him.

18
Who told you?

MARRON
You don't know him. I'm so stupid.

She continues to cry.

18
Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep
breath, and step out of the circle.

MARRON
Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit,
mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.

WE PAN OVER TO HER COMPUTER CONSOLE. CLOSE ON: COMPUTER
MONITOR - A nudie web-sight. The title reads "Ivy League
Bound." Beneath the caption is a photo of Marron tied to
a bed and smiling with a Princeton banner covering her
privates.

18
What kind of pictures?

MARRON
Nudie pictures, what do you think?

18
Jesus Christ, how can you be so
stupid?

MARRON
I don't know. He was just so charming.
All he did was talk about how I had
killer legs and how we wanted to
photograph them. Things just got out
of hand from there.
(she hears the phone drop)
Mom? Are you there? Mom?
(screaming)
Mother!!!!

4 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY 4

18 bolts out of her office and spots
Gohan standing in the elevator.

18
You son of a bitch.

18 races down the hall pushing several
people out of her way. Gohan stares at her
expressionless as the elevator doors close.

18 (cont'd)
You're gonna pay for this you little
shit. You hear me.

A DENTIST peers outside of his office to see what's
going on. He exchanges looks with 18.

18 (cont'd)
Fuck off, Harold.

He gasps.

5 EXT. SON TOWNHOUSE - DAY 5

A METER MAID is writing a ticket on a car when a Porsche
pulls up in front of the townhouse and parks in a red
zone. Gohan steps out of the car and walks up the
steps to the townhouse.

METER MAID
You can't park there.

Gohan turns to her and sneers. He takes out a wad of
money and shoves it in her breast pocket before entering
the townhouse.

6 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY 6

A SERIES OF SHOTS

CLOSE ON: A tuna on a chopping board. WHACK! A butcher
knife comes down on the tuna cutting it's head off.

CLOSE ON: Two hands ripping open the fish.

CLOSE ON: Two hands rolling a chunk of tuna into a rice
roll.

7 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 7

CLOSE ON: Two hands which carry a lavish tray of sushi
through several doors until we enter the final door
leading into -

8 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 8

An enormous living room by Manhattan standards, with a
view that overlooks the park. Eclectic art from around
the world emphasize the Valmont's passion for travel.

SOOK-HEE, the Valmont's housekeeper sets a tray of sushi
in front of -

BRA, a seventeen year old porcelain
skinned WASP with all the grooming you could want in an
East Coast child. She sits with a forced smile on her
face and listens attentively as -

CHICHI, a forty year old nouveau-riche socialite
talks incessantly. PAN, her beautiful
teenage daughter, sits by her side. She wears a T-shirt
with a Koala Bear on it.

CHICHI
I can't tell you how happy we are that
Cecile is going to be attending Oakwood with you
this fall. You've always been an
inspiration to Beau and I on raising
her. We just hope she can rise to the
high standards which you've set for
her.

BRA
I'll do my best.

Sook-Hee pours a dish of soy sauce in front of Bra.

BRA (cont'd)
(to Sook-Hee, in Vietnamese)
Thank you, Sook-Hee. That will be
all.

Sook-Hee leaves.

PAN
What was that?

BRA
I was thanking her. Vietnamese is such a
beautiful language.

CHICHI (cont'd)
Bra is a straight A student at
Oakwood as well as being President of
the French Club. Listen to whatever
she has to say and you'll go far.

BRA
(in French)
You're too kind.

CHICHI
How do you do it? I mean with all peer pressuring
that goes on in high school. Where
do you get your strength?

BRA
I know this sounds corny, but whenever
I feel temptations of peer pressure,
I...
(takes out her crucifix)
turn to God and he helps me through the
problem. Call me an anachronism, but
it works.

CHICHI
That's beautiful.

PAN
What are the boys like?

CHICHI
Pan, is that the best you can do?
(to Bra)
You must forgive her, Bra. She's never
been in a co-educational atmosphere before.

Bra
Don't worry, it's totally understandable.
Most of the boys that matriculate at Oakwood
are very upstanding gentleman, however
there are the occasional bad apples.

CHICHI
Like your step-brother Gohan. I can't
believe they didn't expel him after what he
did to the school nurse.

GOHAN (O.S.)
I hear she's recovering quite well.

CHICHI turns to see Gohan standing in the
doorway. He walks over and takes a seat.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Nice to see you again,Chichi.

CHICHI
You remember my daughter, Pan.

GOHAN
My, what an adorable shirt you're
wearing.

PAN
My father just took me on a trip to Australia.

GOHAN
How are things down under? Blossoming I hope.

BRA
Cecile's attending Oakwood in the fall.

GOHAN
Outstanding.

PAN
What year are you in?

GOHAN
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.

PAN
But I thought high school is only four years.

GOHAN
It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself.

He winks at Pan.

CHICHI
I think we'll be going now.
(to Bra)
Thanks for all your help.

Bra stands and approaches Pan.

BRA
I'll call you later and we'll get together
and plan your curriculum.

PAN
Thanks.
(to Gohan)
Nice meeting you.

GOHAN
Ciao.

CHICHI
Let's go, Pan. Now!

Pan follows Chichi out the door. Bra
closes the door behind them.

GOHAN
Do you care to tell me what Mrs. White-trash
and her stupid daughter are doing in my
house?

BRA
I'm just taking the poor girl under my wing.

Bra sits on the sofa next to Gohan. She unscrews
her crucifix. The top part becomes a small spoon and the
bottom part a small vial of coke.

BRA (cont'd)
The parental units called while you were out.

GOHAN
Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a
mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my
inheritance per usual?

BRA
Hopefully, though she suspects that your
decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the
maid.

Bra uses her crucifix as a coke-spoon and snorts a
bump.

BRA (cont'd)
What's wrong with you today? Therapy not
going well?

GOHAN
It was fine.

He leaps off the sofa and starts to pace.

GOHAN(cont'd)
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid
Manhattan Debutantes.

He walks over to the wall where nude Botticelli hangs.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Nothing shocks them anymore.

He scratches the nude's pubic area.

GOHAN(cont'd)
I'm beginning to feel like I'm losing my
touch.

He kisses it.

BRA
Oh, poor baby. Well you can relax. I have
a mission for you.

GOHAN
What?

9 EXT. PARK - DAY 9

Vegeta, an Aryan seventeen year old preppy, wears
a Polo sweater with an American Flag.

BRA (V.O.)
You know Vegeta?

Bra steps into frame and embraces him. She is wearing
the same sweater. He kisses her forehead and messes
up her hair.

GOHAN(V.O.)
You mean the Nazi who dumped you over Fourth
of July Weekend?

10 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 10

Bra throws a sushi at him. Gohan catches it.

BRA
He didn't dump me. We had a parting of
the ways.

Gohan stares her down.

BRA (cont'd)
Alright he dumped me.

He smiles, then swallows the sushi.

11 EXT. PUBLIC PARKING GARAGE/INT. VEGETA' S CAR - NIGHT 11

A drunk Vegeta sits in the driver's side and takes a final
swig from his flask. He quickly passes out.

BRA (V.O.)
I went to great lengths to please Vegeta.
Huge sacrifices were made on my part to
keep him happy.

Bra rises up INTO FRAME, looks at Vegeta and scowls.

GOHAN(V.O.)
Swallow?

She spits on him, then wipes her mouth.

BRA(V.O.)
What do you think?

Bra sprays her mouth with Binaca.

GOHAN (V.O.)
Sorry.

12 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 12

BRA
In any event, my feelings were hurt when I
learned that he had fallen for someone else.
Someone chaste... pure... innocent.

GOHAN
You don't mean?

13 EXT. PARK - DAY 13

Pan turns toward the camera, while eating a double scoop
ice cream cone and wearing a Mickey Mouse Club hat.

BRA (V.O.)
None other than Pan.

She takes a lick of the ice cream, which falls off the cone.
She mouths the word "shoot" and stomps her feet

14 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 14

Gohan snickers.

BRA
I don't find this very funny,

GOHAN
So that's what this is all about.
(imitating Bra)
We'll get together and plan your
curriculum.

BRA
Keep your friends close and your
enemies closer. When I get through
with her, she'll be the premier Blow
Job Queen of the Tri-State area and
poor little Vegeta's heart will be
shattered.

GOHAN
Why go through Pan? Why not just
attack Vegeta?

BRA
Because if there's an attack made on
Vegeta it could be traced back to me.
I can't allow that to happen.
Everybody loves me and I intend to
keep it that way.

GOHAN
I see your point... though why should
I care?

BRA
I need you to seduce our young Pan.
Introduce her to your world of
decadence and debauchery.

GOHAN
Sounds intriguing.

BRA
She's quite cute you know. Young
supple breasts, a tight firm ass and
an uncharted pootie.

Gohan watches Kathryn rub herself. He licks his
lips.

Bra (cont'd)
Be her Captain Picard, Son.
Boldly go where no man has gone
before.

Gohan places his hand over Bra's as she continues
to rub herself. He thinks for a moment, then:

GOHAN
I can't.

Bra throws his hand off of hers.

BRA
Why not?

GOHAN
Oh come on, Bra. It's too easy.
"But I thought high school was only
four years." I mean, please. She knows
nothing. She's seen nothing. I could
have her under the table at Au Bar
sucking me off before the appetizer
arrived. Go get one of those moron
friends of yours to do it. I have a
reputation to uphold.

BRA
Oh but diddling the therapist's
daughter is a challenge?

GOHAN
That was just simple revenge. What I
have planned requires sheer genius.

He takes a magazine and throws it on the table. Bra
picks it up. It's the latest issue of "Seventeen."

BRA
I'm not interested in the latest dating
tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

GOHAN
Shut up and turn to page 64.

She turns to the page. INSERT MAGAZINE ARTICLE: The title
reads: A VIRGIN'S MANIFESTO. "Why I Plan To Wait
Until Marriage," by Videl. Age 17. Kansas
City, Missouri.

BRA
Jesus Christ, is she for real?

GOHAN
Oh yes. I've read it over and over again.
This baby's the real deal. Daddy's little
angel. A paradigm of chastity and
virtue.

BRA
B.F.D. What do you plan to do? Fly to
Kansas and woo little Dorothy.

GOHAN
It just so happens we're not in Kansas
anymore. Our little angel's father has
accepted the new headmaster position at
Oakwood. She's staying with my aunt up
in Connecticut while Daddy sells his
house. Can you imagine what this would
do for my reputation? Screwing the new
headmaster's virginal daughter before
school starts? It will be my greatest
victory.

BRA
You don't stand a chance. Even this is
out of your league.

GOHAN
Care to make a wager on that?

BRA
I'll think about it...

GOHAN
Oh well, duty calls. Time to add another
chapter to my work of art.

He holds up a leather bound JOURNAL.

BRA
Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more
queer?

GOHAN
Could you be more desperate to read it?

Gohan stands to leave and heads to the door.

BRA
Oh Gohan. About that little wager
of yours.

He stops.

BRA (cont'd)
Count me in.

GOHAN
What are the terms?

BRA
If you lose, then that hot little Porsche
of yours is mine.

GOHAN
And if I win?

She approaches him.

BRA
I'll give you something you've been
jerking off about ever since our parents
got married.

GOHAN
Be more specific.

BRA
In English.
(whispers in his ear)
I'll fuck your brains out.

GOHAN
What makes you think I'd go for that
bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar
car.

BRA
Because I'm the only person you can't
control and it kills you.

Gohan sneers at her.

BRA (cont'd)
Do we have a deal?

GOHAN
No way, that car means everything to
me.

She kisses him and licks her tongue over his lips.

BRA
(whispering)
You can put it anywhere.

GOHAN
Even there?

BRA
(baby talk)
It would feel so yummy.

Gohan hesitates, then shakes her hand.

BRA (cont'd)
Happy hunting.

15 EXT. ROSEMOND ESTATE - AERIAL SHOT - DAY 15

WE MOVE across the sky looking down at lush greens and
stately mansions till WE PASS over the ROSEMOND ESTATE.
Enormous in size. WE SEE two riders on horseback.

16 EXT. ESTATE - MEADOW - DAY 16

ANGLE ON: The two horseback riders. One, a woman of
seventy. This is HELEN ROSEMOND, Gohan's aunt.
The other rider is a beautiful seventeen year old girl.
The one and only Videl.

VIDEL
It's a beautiful home you have here
Mrs. Rosemond.

AUNT HELEN
Thank you, Videl. Chance Hill has been
with my family for over sixty years.
Does your family do much riding?

VIDEL
My mother and I used to ride a lot,
before she got sick.

AUNT HELEN
I'm sorry about that.

VIDEL
My Grandpa, used to breed horses on his
farm so I would come over and ride all
the time.

AUNT HELEN
I'm familiar with a lot of breeders in
the mid-west. What's his name?

VIDEL
Ben Schwarz.

AUNT HELEN
Schwarz. Jewish?

VIDEL
German.

AUNT HELEN
Doesn't ring a bell.

Videl throws her a concerned look.

AUNT HELEN (cont'd)
In any event, I want you to consider
this your home for the time being.

VIDEL
Thank you. It's so peaceful and quiet
around here.

BANG! A shotgun sounds in the distance.

VIDEL (cont'd)
What was that?

AUNT HELEN
Gohan must be here.

Aunt Helen gallops down the ridge followed by Videl.

17 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 17

Gohan stands holding a shotgun. A groundskeeper,
FRANKLIN stands by the trap.

GOHAN
Pull!

The TARGET soars into the air,

GOHAN(cont'd)
Die motherfucker!

He fires the gun, missing the target.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Shit, shit, shit.

Franklin shakes his head. WE HEAR a cat MEOW. Gohan
perks up.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Kitty. Kitty.

He quietly reloads his rifle. WE HEAR the cat MEOW
again. Gohan searches for the cat.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss.

He raises his rifle and takes aim.

AUNT HELEN (O.S.)
Gohan!

He lowers his rifle and turns to SEE Aunt Helen and
Videl riding over to him. He waves.

Aunt Helen dismounts from her horse and they hug.

GOHAN (cont'd)
I've been looking all over for you.
God, I've missed you.

AUNT HELEN
I've missed you too. How are your
parents?

GOHAN
They're coming back next week. I write
them everyday.

She strokes his cheek, lovingly.

AUNT HELEN
Gohan, this is Videl.
She's going to be staying with me for
a few weeks.

GOHAN
I guess that makes two of us. Welcome.

He extends his hand and they shake.

GOHAN (cont'd)
(to Aunt Helen)
Why don't you head in and whip us up
some of that ice tea of yours? We'll
take care of the horses.

AUNT HELEN
Anything for you, my dear.

Gohan climbs on Aunt Helen's horse.

AUNT HELEN (cont'd)
Stay out of trouble you two.

GOHAN & VIDEL
We will.

He smiles at Videl and beckons her to follow.

18 INT. ESTATE - STABLE - DAY 18

Gohan and Videl put the riding gear away.

GOHAN
So what year are you going into?

VIDEL
Junior.

GOHAN
Got a boyfriend back home?

VIDEL
No.

GOHAN
Why not?

VIDEL
I don't know. Relationships seem too
distracting. I'd rather concentrate on
my studies.

GOHAN
You a lesbo?

VIDEL
(annoyed)
No.

She bends over to pick up the saddle.

GOHAN
Nice.

She sighs, disgusted, then turns toward him.

VIDEL
Are you often this offensive on a first
encounter?

GOHAN
I was just being honest. You happen to
have a nice ass. Sorry.

She shakes her head and continues with her chore.

GOHAN
I read your teen beat manifesto.

VIDEL
You did?

GOHAN
I must say I found it rather appalling.

VIDEL
That's a first. Most people praised me
for it.

GOHAN
Most people are morons. I mean who are
you to knock what you've never experienced?

VIDEL
I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my
belief that people shouldn't actually
experience the act of love until they are
in love and that people our age are too
immature to be in touch with those
emotions.

GOHAN
Oh really?

VIDEL
Take yourself. You've slept with several
women. Are you happier because of it?

GOHAN
How do you know I've been with several
women?

VIDEL
A friend wrote me.

GOHAN
(pissed)
Well maybe you should get to know the
person before you judge them instead of
listening to some bullshit gossip.

VIDEL
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you...
but you still didn't answer the question.

An uncomfortable silence falls between them,

GOHAN
Who the hell is taking the time to write
letters, spreading this shit about me?

VIDEL
It's not really important.

GOHAN
Fine, forget it. It's obvious that we're
not going to be friends.

VIDEL
Why are you being so dramatic?

GOHAN
Look, I've got a lot of problems and I'm
trying to deal with them and the last
thing I need is people spreading shit
about me.

VIDEL
Alright, I said I was sorry.
(beat)
Can we start over again? I think we've
gotten off on the wrong foot.

She approaches him and they shake.

VIDEL (cont'd)
Videl.

GOHAN
Gohan

She smiles, but before he releases her hand:

GOHAN (cont'd)
So tell me, Videl. I'm curious, since
you've never had sex do you touch
yourself?

She whisks her hand away and storms out of the stable.

GOHAN (cont'd)
What did I say?

19 INT. CHICHI APARTMENT - STUDY - DAY 19

CLOSE ON: A hand stroking the bridge of a cello.

RONALD (O.S.)
That's good, that's good.

WE PULL BACK

Pan sits in front of a cello. Next to her sits RONALD
CLIFFORD, a well-mannered fifteen year old African
American. Holding his own cello, he is giving her a
music lesson.

RONALD (cont'd)
Now let's try the A minor scale.

Pan attempts the A minor scale, fucking up badly.

Bra enters and shudders in silence.

RONALD (cont'd)
Once more, and remember the third note
is flat.

Pan tries again and once again screws up.

CECILE
Oh, I suck. I suck.

RONALD
Relax. It's okay. Take a deep breath.

Pan takes a deep breath

RONALD (cont'd)
You're concentrating too much on your
bowing. Let it flow.

He stands and sits behind her.

RONALD (cont'd)
Here, let me help you.

He places his hand over hers.

RONALD (cont'd)
Now close your eyes and let's try again.

She closes her eyes and they repeat the scale. It sounds
much better. Ronald takes the moment to study Pan's
face. It's obvious he's smitten with her.

ON BRA: who watches from the door. A grin crosses
her face.

Ronald replaces her other hand and plays a beautiful Bach
Sonata, with he and Pan sharing the bowing. He closes
his eyes as the music takes over him. Now Pan opens
her eyes and gazes into his. The feeling is mutual.

ON BRA: She accidentally bangs her hand onto a table
which causes a metal tray to fall to the ground.

Ronald and Pan look up as Bra replaces the tray

BRA
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
Your playing was beautiful.

Ronald quickly stands and moves away from Pan

PAN
Bra, this is Ronald Clifford. He's
giving me music lessons over the
summer.

Ronald approaches and shakes Bra's hand.

RONALD
Pleased to meet you.

BRA
Likewise I'm sure.

PAN
Ronald is one of the few high school
students attending Juliard. He's
composing his first opera.

RONALD
It's based on the life of Doctor
Martin Luther King.

PAN
Doctor King is my favorite.

Ronald shakes his head, but laughs. Pan looks at him
and smiles. Bra rolls her eyes.

RONALD
I guess our hour's up. Same time
tomorrow?

Pan nods.
20 EXT. GOKU'S HOUSE - DAY 20

Another nice home in Connecticut. Gohan's Porsche is
parked outside.

21 INT. GOKU'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY 21

A typical teenagers bedroom, expect this one is a shrine
to Herb Ritts homo-erotic art.

GOKU, Oakwood Prep's resident drug-dealer and
open homosexual, sits at his desk separating pot seeds
from his stash.

Gohan paces behind him.

GOHAN
Unbelievable. Some fag, no offense -

GOKU
- none taken -

GOHAN
- wrote a letter to this chick and saying
shit about me.

GOKU
Any ideas who it could be?

GOHAN
Goku, if I knew who it was that person
wouldn't be alive right now.

GOKU
Where did you say she's from?

GOHAN
Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?

GOKU
Vegeta.

GOHAN
The football stud?

GOKU
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be
surprised if he was your rat.

GOHAN
It would make sense. Vegeta hates me.
I fingered his girlfriend at the game
last year.

GOKU
I don't think that bothered him.

GOHAN
What do you mean?

GOKU
Let's just say Vegeta likes tackling tight
ends on and off the field.

GOHAN
Are you shitting me?

GOKU
I shit you not. Vegeta used to sneak
in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd
go at it for a while, then as soon as
he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You
know -
(imitating Vegeta)
"What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag.
I'll kick your ass if you say anything."
(beat)
It's like, for Christsakes Vegeta, you're
gay, deal with it. The only reason why
I let him continue with his charade is
because he's got a mouth like a Hoover.

GOHAN
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.

GOKU
Not anymore. Football team started
practice last week. He's already called
me to hook up.

GOHAN
Really. You think you could arrange a
little get together with him tonight on
my behalf?

GOKU
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing
Spartacus on television tonight.

GOHAN
Outstanding.

GOKU
Don't think it's not going to cost you.

GOHAN
No problem. Just make sure your front
door is unlocked. Shall we say the
"stroke of midnight" no pun intended?

Gohan hands Goku two hundred dollar bills.

22 EXT. CENTRAL PARK - DAY 22

Bra and Pan sit on a blanket. A lavish picnic lies
around them. Bra wears large sunglasses, a scarf and
a hat to protect her from the sunlight. She sits behind
Pan and braids her hair.

BRA
So, rumor has it that you went on a date
with Vegeta. I hear he's very
nice.

PAN
He's alright.
(giggles)
He kept talking about this bulimic
headcase he dumped over Fourth Of July.

BRA
Really? Bulimic headcase.

PAN
What a loser she must be.
(beat)
Anyhow, Vegeta's invited me to the Hamptons
for Labor Day Weekend.

BRA
That's great.

PAN
You think so? I don't know. I guess I'm
just scared.

BRA
What are you scared of?

PAN
Ah duh. Boys. I've never even gone to
first base with a guy. What do I do?

BRA
Haven't you ever practiced with one of
your girlfriends?

PAN
Eww. No. That's gross.

BRA
It's not gross. How else do you think
girls learn? Here turn around and
face me.

Pan turns and faces Bra, who removes her glasses.

BRA (cont'd)
Now close your eyes and wet your lips.

PAN
Are you for real?

BRA
Do you want to learn or not?

PAN
I guess. It still sounds gross.

Pan does as instructed. Bra leans in and kisses
her on the mouth.

BRA
See that wasn't so bad.

PAN
It was nothing.

BRA
Let's try it again, only this time I'm
going to stick my tongue in your
mouth. When I do that I want you to
massage my tongue with yours. That's
what first base is.

PAN
(reluctant)
Okay.

BRA
Eyes closed.

Pan closes her eyes. Bra leans in and kisses her
again, only this time longer. She continues to kiss her
then gently pushes her tongue into Pan's. Pan does
as instructed and they start to make out.

Bra eyes look towards the ground where Pan's hands
are now clutching the grass. Bra smiles and
continues her seduction.

She places her hand on Pan's thigh and moves it under
her dress. Pan lets out a soft sigh.

Bra breaks from the kiss. They look at each other
and smile.

BRA (cont'd)
Not bad.

PAN
That was cool.

BRA
Maybe you should try it on your friend
Ronald sometime.

PAN
What are you saying?

BRA
Oh come on Pan. He's crazy about
you.

PAN
Is it that obvious?

Bra nods.

PAN (cont'd)
He sends me letters you know. Love
letters.

BRA
That's so romantic. Have you
responded?

PAN
No.

BRA
Well do you like him?

PAN
I don't know.

BRA
Pan, we just made out in the middle
of Central Park. You can trust me.

Pan
(beat)
I do like him. I can't stop thinking
about him.

Pan starts to cry. Bra hugs her.

PAN(cont'd)
What am I going to do? If my mother
found out about Ronald she would kill
me.

Bra grabs her and looks her straight in the eye.

BRA
Listen to me. Your mother must never
know. Never.

PAN
Okay.

BRA
Did you hide the letters?

PAN
Yes. They're in this antique doll house
in my room.

BRA
I want you to make me copies of his
letters and bring them to me.

PAN
Why?

BRA
Pan if there's one thing I'm great
at it's love letters. With my help,
he'll be eating out of the palm of
your hand. Perhaps we can arrange a
little get together for the two of you
at my house.

PAN
You'd do that for me?

BRA
Of course I would. We're friends,
right?

PAN
Best friends.

Pan kisses her on the cheek and hugs Bra.

23 INT. ESTATE - VIDELS GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 23

Little touches of Videl's life (photo of dead mother)
adorn the room. Videl is reading The Fountainhead when
she HEARS singing coming from outside. Unable to
concentrate, she walks out onto the balcony.

24 EXT. ESTATE - VIDEL'S BALCONY - NIGHT 24

Videl steps onto the balcony.

HER P.O.V. - Gohan lies in a floating pool chair
sipping a cocktail and listening to his Walkman and
singing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" in German.

VIDEL
(calling out)
Excuse me. Excuse me!

GOHAN
You talking to me?

VIDEL
Look, I know this is your house and all,
but do you think you couid keep it down?
I'm trying to read.

GOHAN
What'cha reading?

VIDEL
The Fountainhead.

GOHAN
Great book.

VIDEL
(skeptical)
You've read The Fountainhead?

GOHAN
Several times. I'm not as dumb as I act,
you know. When Howard Roark makes love
to Dominique Francon... most romantic
scene in all of literature.

VIDEL
Romantic? He rapes her.

GOHAN
That's a matter of opinion.

VIDEL
You need help.

GOHAN
Why don't you come join me for a swim
and we'll discuss it.

VIDEL
At this hour? I don't think so.

GOHAN
Oh come on. Quit acting like a
geriatric and get in the pool.

VIDEL
Gee, with an invitation like that how
could a girl refuse.

GOHAN
Please.

VIDEL
Give me a minute. I'll be right down.

GOHAN
Thank you.

She re-enters the guest room. Gohan's cell phone
RINGS. He answers it.

INTERCUT WITH:

25 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - BRA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 25

Bra sits in her bathrobe. One foot soaks in a small
tub of water while Sook-Hee tends to her other foot.

BRA
Fuck her yet?

GOHAN
I'm working on it.

BRA
Loser.

GOHAN
Blow me.

BRA
Call me later.

GOHAN
Okay.

She hangs up and lights a cigarette. Sook-Hee accidently
jabs her toe.

BRA
Ow. That hurt you stupid bitch.

SOOK-HEE
Sorry.

Kathryn kicks some water in her face.

BRA
Oops.

26 EXT. ESTATE - SWIMMING POOL - NIGHT 26

Videl comes down, wearing a bathrobe. She sits by the
pool as Gohan treads water away from her.

VIDEL
(holding out the letter)
You know it amazes me that someone as
bright as you can be so horrible.

GOHAN
What? Another letter from your friend?

VIDEL
This is my favorite part.
(reading the letter)
Even more treacherous and dangerous than
he is charming and fascinating. He has
never taken a single step or spoken a
single word without some dishonorable
or criminal intention. Every young girl
he has successfully pursued has
regretted it.

GOHAN
You know you could at least have the
decency of telling me who's badmouthing
me so I might have the opportunity to
confront them face to face. How do you
know it's not some girl who's pissed
off at me for breaking up with her?

VIDEL
I sincerely doubt it.

GOHAN
Give me the fucking letter.

Videl smiles and tears the letter up.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Why did you do that?

VIDEL
The last thing I need is you going into
my room searching for this while I'm
away.

GOHAN
(mocking)
Is that the last thing you need? My
your clever.

She takes pieces of paper and sticks it in her bathrobe. She
then stands and takes off the robe, revealing a one piece
bathing suit underneath.

VIDEL
How's the water?

GOHAN
Refreshing.

She dives in the pool and surfaces.

GOHAN (cont'd)
You're right you know.

VIDEL
About what?

GOHAN
About what you said today in the stable.
I'm not a happy person.

VIDEL
I never said that.

GOHAN
You implied it.

VIDEL
Look, I didn't mean to give you a hard
time.

GOHAN
No, it's okay. I mean I look at you
with all your morals and values and
well, YOU seem to be happy in your
choices. I envy you. No bullshit.

VIDEL
(caught off guard)
Thank you.

GOHAN
Seriously, you're amazing. You have
everything going for you.
(counts with his fingers)
You're smart, you're beautiful, you're
determined. You're everything I want
in a girlfriend.

VIDEL
(jokingly)
Shut up.

GOHAN
I wasn't kidding. I'd like to take you
out.

VIDEL
Look, I'm flattered but, seriously it
could never work.

GOHAN
Why not?

VIDEL
Because you act like a pig.

He swims towards her.

GOHAN
Do you deny that there's an attraction
between us?

VIDEL
I don't... I don't want to answer that...
look we're friends.

GOHAN
You don't find me cute? Come on, look
at these muscles.

He flexes for her. She laughs.

VIDEL
I'm sorry, but you're not my type.

GOHAN
Fine. Friends it is. I can live with
that.

He extends his arms out for a hug. She moves in and hugs
him. Her smile turns to a look of horror.

VIDEL
You're naked.

GOHAN
It's my house.

She pushes him off her.

VIDEL
That's repulsive.

GOHAN
What's the big deal? We're friends.
Haven't you ever seen your friends
naked before?

Videl climbs out of the pool.

VIDEL
Get some manners.

She walks into the house.

GOHAN
Sorry, I didn't know you were peenaphobic.

She flips him the bird as she heads into the house.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Oooooo, naughty naughty. Ten Hail
Mary's for you.
(beat)
Good night.

27 EXT. GOKU'S HOUSE - NIGHT 27

Gohan's Porsche is parked outside.

28 INT. GOKU'S HOUSE - HALLWAY - NIGHT 28

Gohan presses his ear to the door.

VEGETA (O.S.)
(moaning)
Oh baby... oh baby...

GOHAN
Baby?
(checks his watch)
Right on time.

29 INT. GOKU'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT 29

VEGETA, All-American star football player for
Oakwood prep is busy getting his cock sucked by Goku,
who lies under the covers.

VEGETA
(near orgasm)
Oh God... Oh God, I'm gonna cum. I'm
gonna cum... I'm gonna...

The door swings open and Gohan enters.

GOHAN
Hey Goku, did I leave my... holy
shit.

VEGETA
Jesus!

Vegeta throws the covers over his face. Gohan smiles
and sits. He lights a cigarette. No movement from under
the covers.

GOHAN
Vegeta, is that you under the covers?

VEGETA
(from under the covers)
Get out of here.

Gohan stands YANKS the covers off the bed, revealing
Vegeta and Goku.

GOHAN
Whoa!

VEGETA
I told you to lock the door.

GOKU
I thought I did.

VEGETA
Look Son. This was the first time
I've ever done something like this. I
was --

GOHAN
(apathetic)
-- really drunk and blah blah blah
blah blah.

VEGETA
Please don't tell anyone. This could
ruin my career.

GOHAN
Your career? What about your family?
Can you imagine the humiliation your
father's going to feel when he finds
out his pride and joy is a fudge-
packer.

GOKU
Hey hey hey. Careful Son, he's
not a fudge packer. Cum chugger yes
but not a fudge packer.

VEGETA
(to Gohan)
Please. I'm begging you. I'll do
anything. Let's just forget the whole
thing.

GOHAN
Hmmmmmmm... nah. I can't help you
there. It's too good to pass up.

Vegeta starts to cry.

GOHAN (cont'd)
After all, it is you who's bad-
mouthing me to Videl.

VEGETA
Videl? I don't know what
you're talking about.

GOHAN
Come on Vegeta. You're the only one who
knows her. The truth will save you.

VEGETA
(sobbing)
I swear on my life, I never said a
word to her about you.

GOKU
I think he's telling the truth
Son. Vegeta couldn't write a
grocery list let alone a letter.

GOHAN
Alright, I believe you. Stop crying.
Your secret's safe with me.

Vegeta wipes his eyes.

GOHAN (cont'd)
However, this whole incident's kind of
turned me on.

Gohan unzips his fly.

GOHAN (cont'd)
You get my point.

Vegeta, completely defeated, crawls off the bed and over to
Gohan. Goku shakes his head and smiles.

Vegeta places his hand on Gohan's thigh when -

GOHAN (cont'd)
Jesus Christ, I was only kidding.
What do you think, I'm gay? My God,
haven't you had enough for tonight.

GOKU
Our boy just can't get enough dick.

VEGETA
You sick son of a bitch.

Goku and Gohan laugh.

GOHAN
I'll leave you guys alone.
(macho voice)
Score one for the team, Vegeta.

Gohan leaves the room, then re-enters.

GOHAN(cont'd)
Come to think of it, there is
something you can do for me.

30 EXT. ESTATE - ROAD - DAY 30

Videl jogs up a dirt road on her morning run. THIRTY
YARDS BEHIND HER - a golf cart drives off a meadow and
lands on the road. Gohan is driving.

Videl looks back and scowls. Gohan catches up to
her.

GOHAN
Need a lift?

VIDEL
No thank you.

GOHAN
How are you today?

VIDEL
Give it up.

GOHAN
Oh right, last night. I guess I owe
you an apology.

VIDEL
I'm not going to speak to you till you
realize that you can't intimidate me.

GOHAN
I said I was sorry.

She continues her jog. Gohan follows alongside.

GOHAN(cont'd)
Have a nice sleep last night?

VIDEL
It was fine.

GOHAN
I wish I could say the same for
myself. I was up thinking about you
all night.

VIDEL
I thought we agreed that we were going
to be friends.

GOHAN
Yes, well unfortunately I can't just
switch the "on" button to "off." The
sad fact of the matter is that you've
unintentionally rubbed off on me.

Videl stops running and turns to him.

VIDEL
And that's a bad thing?

GOHAN
I'm trying to better myself, but the
one person who can help me is the same
one pushing me away.

VIDEL
I'm sorry, but I'm not here to be your
savior.

GOHAN
Well try this one on for size. I think
I'm falling in love with you.

VIDEL
You don't even know me.

GOHAN
Don't you believe in love at first sight?

VIDEL
Yes, but only when it's mutual. And this
is far from mutual.

GOHAN
Ouch. Do you think we could spend some
time together this morning?

VIDEL
I can't. I'm seeing a friend.

GOHAN
Who?

VIDEL
That's none of your business.

GOHAN
How about tonight?

VIDEL
I'm busy.

GOHAN
Doing what?

VIDEL
That's also none of your business.

GOHAN
Tell me what to do, Videl. How can I
win your heart. I'll do anything. I
can't get you out of my mind.

VIDEL
You truly want to do something to make
me happy?

GOHAN
Yes.

VIDEL
And you promise to abide by it?

GOHAN
Without question.

VIDEL
Alright.
(beat)
I want you to leave and go back to
New York.

GOHAN
What?

VIDEL
If that's a problem, then I'll make
arrangements to stay with some friends.

Gohan thinks for a moment. He's pissed.

GOHAN
I'll leave this afternoon. Happy?

VIDEL
It's not about being happy. You and I
can't -

He shifts the cart into reverse and backs away.

31 EXT. BEACH - DAY 31

Videl and Vegeta walk along the beach and gaze out at the
ocean.

VEGETA
He told you he's failing in love
with you? I've never known him to
say those words before.

VIDEL
Really? I thought he said it all
the time.

VEGETA
That's not his style. one thing I can
say about Son. He always speaks
the truth.

Videl looks lost.

VEGETA (cont'd)
What's wrong?

VIDEL
Nothing.

VEGETA
Is there a mutual feeling between you
two?

VIDEL
No. I mean. I don't know.
(beat)
What else do you know about him?

VEGETA
Not a whole lot. We take some classes
together. He's got a bad rep, but it's
mostly bullshit.

VIDEL
What do you mean?

VEGETA
Well, a lot of people are jealous cause
he's loaded.

VIDEL
(sighs)
I don't know. I've been hearing some
awful things about him.

VEGETA
From who?

VIDEL
I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.

Vegeta takes her hand.

VEGETA
Videl, how long have we known each
other?

VIDEL
Forever.

VEGETA
Now it's my job to look out for you.
You're like a kid sister to me. Do I
look like some kind of gossip queen?

Videl laughs.

VIDEL
You promise not to say anything?

VEGETA
On my mother's life.

VIDEL
(beat)
Okay...

32 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 32

Gohan drives down the highway towards Manhattan. He holds
his cell phone in one ear.

GOHAN
That nosey bitch. Are you sure?

INTERCUT WITH:

33 EXT. BEACH - DAY 33

Vegeta talks on a pay phone, out of Videl's sight.

VEGETA
Positive.

GOHAN
Did you do everything I asked you to?

VEGETA
Yes.

GOHAN
You told her I never said I love you
before?

VEGETA
Yes!

GOHAN
You told her that people are jealous
cause I'm loaded?

VEGETA
Yes!

GOHAN
And you think she bought it?

VEGETA
I'm pretty sure she did.

GOHAN
Pretty sure or sure sure?

VEGETA
She bought it.

GOHAN
I'll be in touch.

Click. The line goes dead.

34 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 34

Bra is sitting in front of the television, scowling.

ON TV - A HIDDEN VIDEO OF RONALD AND PAN IN THE
SON LIVING ROOM.

Ronald plays Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" at the piano
while Pan listens and sways to the music.

ANGLE ON: LIVING ROOM -

BRA
Enough with the music. Fuck her
already.

She throws a magazine at the television. Gohan bursts
into the living room.

GOHAN
You would not believe what--

BRA
Shhh.

ON TELEVISION - RONALD FINISHES THE SONG. PAN STANDS
AND APPLAUDS. RONALD TAKES A BOW.

PAN (ON VIDEO)
That was beautiful.

RONALD (ON VIDEO)
Almost as beautiful as you.

Pan blushes. Ronald checks his watch.

RONALD (ON VIDEO)
Well, I guess it's getting late.
Please thank Bra for the use of
her Steinway.

PAN (ON VIDEO)
I'll see you tomorrow.

RONALD (ON VIDEO)
Absolutely.

He approaches her, awkwardly then shakes her hand.

BRA(O.S.)
Idiot!

ANGLE ON: LIVING ROOM - Bra FREEZE FRAMES the image.

BRA
What's wrong with you?

GOHAN
You ready for this? I've recently
discovered that our good friend Chichi
is the one who sent the
letter to Videl urging her to stay
away from me.

BRA
Interesting.

GOHAN
I now plan to devote all my energies to
destroying the douche bag. Any luck
corrupting her daughter?

BRA
No.

GOHAN
Call Pan up and get her to come over.
I'll bust that cherry in a heartbeat.

She walks over to the "freeze frame" image of Ronald and
Pan on the television.

BRA
The plot thickens. It appears that
Pan has fallen for her music teacher.

GOHAN
Ooo, I'm sure Chichi will love
that.

BRA
Not to mention Vegeta.
Unfortunately, Ronald's moving with the
speed of a Special Olympic Bobsledder.

GOHAN
What's your plan of attack?

KATHRYN
I rat Pan out to mommy. Mommy goes
ballistic and ends their relationship.
Boo hoo.

GOHAN
But who will they turn to for help?

Bra smiles and sits on Gohan's lap.

KATHRYN
Pan is planning to go away with Vegeta
next week. I'll need you to speed
up her sexual awakenings.

Gohan rubs her shoulders.

GOHAN
I'm at your service.

BRA
Thank you. Mmmm, that feels good.

GOHAN
Oh sis. You're so tense.

Gohan moves his hand down her shirt and under her bra.
He's met with no resistance.

BRA
I hate when things don't go my way. It
makes me so horny.

GOHAN
I hate it too.

He takes his hand out from her shirt and slides it under her
skirt.

GOHAN (cont'd)
(baby talk)
Oh baby, your soaking.

BRA
I know.

She closes her eyes and rubs his crotch. She unzips his fly.

BRA (cont'd)
(seductively)
Any luck with your girl?

GOHAN
Moving along quite well.

BRA
Have you succeeded in your task?

GOHAN
Any day now.

BRA
Well, let me know when you do. Until
then.

She takes his hand out from under her pants.

BRA (cont'd)
No pootie.

Bra smiles.

BRA (cont'd)
Sorry.

35 EXT. TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT 35

A meter maid writes a ticket on Gohan's car when she
grabs her neck in pain.

36 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 36

Gohan closes his window and sets down a bb rifle with
an infrared scope.

GOHAN
Goodbye Mister Bond.

He picks up the phone and dials.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Hi, it's Gohan. I didn't wake you
did I?

INTERCUT WITH:

37 INT. ESTATE - VIDEL'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 37

Videl sits in bed talking on the other end of the
phone.

VIDEL
No, not at all.

GOHAN
Well, I was just calling to see how
you're doing.

VIDEL
I'm... I'm alright.

GOHAN
How was your date?

VIDEL
It wasn't a date. He's just a friend.

There's a moment of uncomfortable silence.

GOHAN
Well, I was just calling to tell you
I was thinking about you and I miss
you. I'll let you go.

VIDEL
Wait, don't hang up.

GOHAN
Okay?

VIDEL
What are you doing?

GOHAN
Reading.

He crosses over to his circular bed where two scantily clad
twins (GRETCHEN & MORA) are licking popsicles.

VIDEL
What are you reading?

GOHAN
Of Human Bondage.

VIDEL
Somerset Maugham.

GOHAN
Yeah, it's pretty relevant considering
my situation.

VIDEL
You're not gonna start that again.

He takes out a bottle of baby oil and pours it on the
girls' butts.

GOHAN
No. I'm through with my childish
games when it comes to you. Hold on,
that's my other line.
(to the girls)
Rub.

They rub the oil on each other then turn to him and
smile. He clicks the phone back on.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Videl that's my mom calling. Can I
call you tomorrow?

VIDEL
Sure. Have a good night.

GOHAN
I will.

38 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 38

GRETCHEN
Of Human Bondage. You're such a
bullshit artist.

GOHAN
Shut up, Gretchen. You don't even
know what it is.

GRETCHEN
Duh, it's a book.

GOHAN
Do you know what it's about?

MORA
Who cares. Books are for fags.

GOHAN
Books are for fags. I weep for the
future.

39 EXT. BOUTIQUE - DAY 39

Establishing shot.

40 INT. BOUTIQUE - DAY 40

A SALESWOMAN approaches Bra who's checking out an
assortment of fur coats. The saleswoman holds up a
beautiful dress.

SALESWOMAN
Here's something you might like.

Bra examines the label.

BRA
Do you carry any real fur?

SALESWOMAN
No. All our fur is faux.

BRA
Of course. The animals. How silly of
me.

The saleswoman smiles, then walks away. Bra sneers
then looks over at a small child, staring at her.

BRA (cont'd)
(mouthing the words)
Fuck off.

She "shoos" the child away, when Chichi
approaches.

CHICHI
I got your message and came as quick
as I could.

BRA
I hope I didn't keep you from
something.

CHICHI
Not at all. What's wrong?

BRA
It's Pan.

CHICHI
What about her?

BRA
Well... you promise you won't say
anything to her. We've developed a
friendship and...

CHICHI
Bra, you have my word. It isn't
drugs, is it?

BRA
It's worse. I think there's something
going on between Pan and her music
teacher.

CHICHI
Ronald? That's crazy.

BRA
I know. She's so young and he's so -

CHICHI
Black.

Bra reacts to her remark.

BRA
He's been sending her love letters that
she hides under her doll house. I
questioned whether or not to tell you,
but something like this could destroy
her reputation at Oakwood and I don't
want to see her get hurt.

Bra picks out an expensive suit and approaches the sales
counter.

BRA (cont'd)
I hope I did the right thing in telling
you. I'd hate to see Pan ruin things
with Vegeta.

CHICHI
I can't thank you enough.

BRA
You will be discreet about this?

CHICHI
Absolutely.

SALESWOMAN
Will that be cash or charge?

Bra looks through her purse.

BRA
Oh poo. I left my credit cards at home.

Chichi takes out her purse.

CHICHI
Let me get that for you.

BRA
Oh please. I can't have you do that.

CHICHI
It's the least I can do.

Chichi hands the credit card to the saleswoman.
Bra turns to Chichi.

BRA
Thank you.

41 INT. CHICHI'S APARTMENT - STUDY - DAY 41

Ronald gives Pan a cello lesson when Chichi
bursts into the room.

CHICHI
Who the hell do you think you are?!

RONALD
Excuse me.

CHICHI
I'm paying you to give cello lessons.
Not to pervert my child.

RONALD
Chichi I think you're
misunderstanding something.

CHICHI
Is that so?

Chichi holds up Ronald's letters.

CHICHI (cont'd)
You care to explain this then?

Ronald and Pan exchange looks of worry.

PAN
Where did you find those?

CHICHI
Margarita found them while cleaning
your room.

PAN
Those are my letters!

CHICHI
Don't you raise your voice at me. Go
to your room, now.

Pan turns to Ronald.

CHICHI (cont'd)
Now!

Ronald nods and Pan runs out of the room. Chichi
turns to Ronald.

CHICHI(cont'd)
How dare you treat me with such
disrespect. I got you off the streets
and this is how you repay me?

RONALD
Got me off the streets? I live on
59th and Park.

CHICHI
Whatever. You are never to set foot
in this house again and you are never
and I mean never to see my daughter
again. Is that understood?!

Ronald packs up his sheet music, while Chichi
waits.

RONALD
First of all, maam, I never touched
your daughter and second, I would like
to think that in these times someone
of your status could look beyond
racial lines.

CHICHI
Oh don't give me any of that racist
crap. My husband and I gave money to
Colin Powell.

RONALD
(sarcastic)
I guess that puts me in my place.
Thank you for the hospitality Chichi
It was a true awakening.

He storms off.

42 INT. CHICHI'S APARTMENT - ELEVATOR - DAY 42

Ronald rides down in the elevator.

RONALD
(angry)
Took me off the streets?

The elevator stops and the doors open. Gohan and
Bra stand in the doorway, wearing shades. Bra
hands Pan's letter.

43 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 43

Ronald sits in a chair and reads Pan's letter.
Gohan and Bra watch.

RONALD
Wow. I never knew she had these kind
of feelings.

GOHAN
You're a lucky guy.

RONALD
(eyes tear up)
She really loves me.

Gohan and Bra roll their eyes.

RONALD (cont'd)
What do I do?

BRA
What do you do? Tell her you love
her.

RONALD
But I can't even see her. She doesn't
have her own phone, I don't even know
her e-mail address.

GOHAN
Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and
pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her
another letter.

RONALD
How will I get to her?

GOHAN & BRA
We'll make sure she gets it.

RONALD
Why are you being so good to me?

BRA
Because we want to see Pan happy
and we know you make her happy.

She hands Ronald a pen and paper.

BRA (cont'd)
Now you just march yourself into the
study and start writing. We'll be there
to check on you in a minute.

Ronald leaves the room. Gohan closes the door while
Bra picks up the phone and dials.

GOHAN
Who are you calling?

BRA
Pan.

Gohan hangs up the phone.

BRA (cont'd)
What are you doing?

GOHAN
Before we go through with this, I just
want you to be aware of the damage we're
going to cause.

BRA
I'm aware.

She picks up the phone and he hangs it up again.

GOHAN
Are you really? I mean, we've done some
pretty fucked up shit in our time but
this... I mean, we're destroying an
innocent girl. You do realize that.

BRA
What is that? Oh my God, it's your
conscience.

She reaches out toward his temple, plucks a handful
of something, throws it to the ground and STOMPS on
it.

BRA (cont'd)
Vegeta is going down and if you're
not going to help me, someone else will.

GOHAN
You amaze me.

BRA
Eat me, Gohan. It's alright for you
to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl
it's wrong. Well let me tell you
something, I didn't ask to be a girl.
Do you think I relish the fact that I
have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty
four seven, so I can be considered a
"laaaady." Do you think I take great
delight when I hear - "Bra is so
wonderful." "Bra is a model child."
"Bra is going to make an excellent
wife one day."
(beat)
I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the
upper East Side and sometimes I want to
kill myself for it. No, I don't enjoy
being a part of the weaker sex and for
that reason everyone around me is going
to suffer. So there's your psychoanalysis
Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you
out?

Gohan says nothing. Bra picks up the phone and
dials.

BRA(cont'd)
Hello,Pan. It's Bra. Alright,
stop crying. I understand. Hold on for
Gohan.

She hands the phone to Gohan.

Gohan
Pan. Now I need you to listen to me
very carefully. I have a letter from
Ronald that he asked me to give to
you. Now I can't exactly bring it to
your house, since your mother
despises me so here's what we're going
to do.

44 CHICHI'S APARTMENT - PAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 44

The clock reads 1:30. A large collection of antiques
and stuffed animals line the room and walls. Pan
lies in bed, eyes wide open. She crawls out of it,
dressed in sweats.

45 MANHATTAN STREET - NIGHT 45

Pan exits a building and steps into a waiting
taxi.

46 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 46

Pan lies on Gohan's bed. She finishes the letter
while Gohan fiddles with a camera.

PAN
Finished.

She hands the letter to Gohan, who looks it over.

GOHAN
Excellent.

PAN
You think he'll like it?

GOHAN
He'll love it.

He points the camera at Pan and snaps a photo.

PAN
What are you doing?

GOHAN
Just taking your photo.

PAN
I look terrible.

GOHAN
Mmmm, you're right. Those clothes
don't do you justice. Why don't you
take them off.

Pan gasps.

PAN
I'm getting out of here.

She stands to leave. Gohan blocks her path.

GOHAN
I'm sorry that was out of line.

PAN
(scared)
I want to go home.

GOHAN
I was just kidding.

PAN
(eyes watering)
I want to go home.

He moves toward the phone

GOHAN
Okay, okay. I'll just call your mom
and have her come pick you up.

PAN
My mom? Don't call my mom.

GOHAN
Why not? ... Oh wow, she doesn't
know you're here. In fact, you're
grounded. Jesus, you could get in a
shitload of trouble for this.
I think I should call her anyway.

Pan runs over to him, sobbing, and wraps her arms
around his legs.

PAN
Please please please. I'll do
anything. Just don't call my mom.

GOHAN
Pan, all I want to do is give you a
kiss.

PAN
And then I can go home?

GOHAN
Of course. I'm not a monster.

Pan breathes a sigh of relief. He pulls her up to her
feet.

PAN
Just a kiss, right?

GOHAN
I swear.

She closes her eyes, then puckers up. Gohan takes the
string holding up her sweats and pulls it open.

Pan bolts up.

PAN
What are you doing?

GOHAN
You promised to let me kiss you.

PAN
But -

GOHAN
(pointing at her lips)
I don't want to kiss you here. I want
to kiss you there.

Gohan points to her crotch. She moves her hands to
her sweats and looks up at him. Gohan shrugs.

Pan pulls the string to her sweats. They fall to the
floor.

47 INT. CHICHI'S APARTMENT - PAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 47

Chichi enters the room.

CHICHI
Pan are you up yet? We're gonna to
be late for the -

She notices the bed is empty.

CHICHI (cont'd)
Pan?

She walks over the bathroom door and knocks.

CHICHI (cont'd)
Pan?

PAN(O.S.)
I'm in the bath, mom.

CHICHI
Well hurry up. I want to be at Mrs.
Rosemond's before lunch.

PAN (O.S.)
Okay.

48 INT. CHICHI'S APARTMENT - PAN'S BATHROOM - DAY 48

Pan stands in front of her mirror, crying. She applies
make-up to several hickeys on her neck. She XXX down
her shirt and grimaces. She sticks her finger the make-
up bottle, then puts her hand down her shirt.

49 EXT. ESTATE - TERRACE - DAY 49

Aunt Helen, Videl, Chichi and Pan are having
lunch. Pan is wearing a turtle neck.

CHICHI
It was nice of you to invite us up
for the weekend, Helen.

AUNT HELEN
More the merrier.
(to Pan)
Is everything alright my dear?

PAN
I'm just not feeling well.

Gohan enters carrying his tennis racket.

GOHAN
Afternoon ladies.

Pan is stunned that he's there. Gohan takes a
seat at the table.

CHICHI
I didn't know you'd be here,
Gohan.

GOHAN
I wasn't planning on it, but being
such a lovely day, why waste it in the
city. Anyone for tennis?

He looks at Pan and strokes the shaft of his racket.

Pan stands and rushes into the house.

GOHAN (cont'd)
What's wrong with her?

No one knows.

CHICHI (cont'd)
Would you excuse me for a minute?

Chichi follows her into the house.

GOHAN
(concerned)
I hope she's alright.

AUNT HELEN
I better go check on them.

Aunt Helen stands and enters the house.

GOHAN
Alone again.
(beat)
What are you up to today?

VIDEL
I'm doing some volunteer work.

GOHAN
Need any company?

VIDEL
You? Volunteer? I don't think so.

GOHAN
I don't know? Maybe I'd like it. I'm
trying to change here. You could be
supportive.

VIDEL
(smiling)
Okay.

GOHAN
Babe, you're looking at the next Mother
Teresa.

Videl shakes her head and laughs.

50 INT. ESTATE - PAN'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 50

Pan talks on the phone.

PAN
Please. I need you. I don't know what
to do. You're the only one I can talk
to.

51 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 51

Bra listens on the other end of the conversation.

BRA
I'll be there in a few hours.

She hangs up the phone and smiles.

52 EXT. RETIREMENT HOME - DAY 52

Establishing shot.

53 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - HALLWAY - DAY 53

A NURSE escorts Gohan and Videl down the hall.

NURSE
It's really nice when the young people
help out. Most of our patients don't
have any family nearby.

They stop at a door and open it. An OLD MAN sits in his
hospital bed.

NURSE (cont'd)
Mister Gottlieb, we have a visitor for
you.

Gohan starts to enter the room, when the nurse stops
him.

NURSE (cont'd)
Actually Gohan, you're going to be
spending the hour with Mrs. Sugarman.

The Nurse escorts an unhappy Gohan down the
hall. Videl waves "bye bye" to him.

54 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - MR. GOTTLIEB'S ROOM - DAY 54

Videl sits by Mister Gottlieb's bed and reads from a book
of poetry.

55 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - MRS. SUGARMAN'S ROOM - DAY 55

A senile MRS. SUGARMAN sits in bed, while Gohan does
a newspaper crossword puzzle and ignores her. He smokes
a cigarette and flicks the ash into her bedpan which lies
next to her on the bed.

MRS. SUGERMAN
Did I ever tell you the time when my
late husband sent me -

GOHAN
Yes, you already did.

MRS. SUGERMAN
I did?

Gohan never takes his eyes off the paper.

GOHAN
Right after we played backgammon.

MRS. SUGERMAN
We played backgammon?

GOHAN
Uh huh. You beat me three times.

MRS. SUGERMAN
I did?

GOHAN
Yep. Then I fucked your daughter.

MRS. SUGERMAN
Excuse me?

He turns to her and extinguishes his cigarette.

GOHAN
I said, do you want some water?

MRS. SUGERMAN
Oh... no thank you...

There's a knock at the door.

GOHAN
Come in.

Videl and the nurse enter.

NURSE
How we doing in here?

MRS. SUGERMAN
I won three games of backgammon.

Gohan smiles at Videl, who smiles back.

56 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 56

Gohan and Videl drive towards the estate.

GOHAN
It's weird. I actually feel good about
myself. Can we do this again next week?

VIDEL
Oh please.

GOHAN
What?

VIDEL
"I actually feel good about myself?"

GOHAN
I do.

VIDEL
You must take me for a real idiot.

GOHAN
I don't.

VIDEL
You're going to tell me that you had a
good time with the old lady.

GOHAN
I did. We played three games of backgammon
and...

She throws him a look.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Alright. I was bored out of my fucking
mind. I hate doing charity.

VIDEL
That's okay. It doesn't make you a bad
person.

GOHAN
Yes it does.

VIDEL
No, it doesn't. I'm happy you're being
honest with me.

GOHAN
(sighs)
I can't win with you.

VIDEL
It's not about winning. You know what
your problem is? You take yourself way
too seriously.

GOHAN
I do not.

VIDEL
Lighten up.

GOHAN
I am lighten. Can we drop this?

VIDEL
Fine.

They drive on in silence. A smile comes over Videl's
face. She turns to him, crosses her eyes and makes a
face. Gohan looks over.

GOHAN
What are you doing? Stop it, it's
distracting.

She holds the face. Gohan starts to laugh.

GOHAN(cont'd)
Cut it out.

He continues to laugh. She stops making the face.

VIDEL
Oh dear, are you actually laughing?

GOHAN
No.

VIDEL
No?

She makes the face again. He laughs.

GOHAN
Stop that.

She laughs with him.

VIDEL
There's hope for you, yet.

She reaches out and holds his hand. He squeezes it.

57 INT. ESTATE - PAN'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 57

Pan lies in the bed. There's a knock on the door.

PAN
Who is it?

BRA (O.S.)
It's Bra.

Pan bolts up and unlocks the door. Bra stands
there with a worried look on her face.

BRA (cont'd)
Are you okay?

PAN
No.

Bra enters and locks the door behind her. Pan is
crying.

BRA
Calm down. Tell me what's wrong.

PAN
Something awful happened last night.

BRA
What do you mean?!

PAN
I... I don't think you want to know.

BRA
Pan, you have to tell me.

PAN
It involves your brother. He... took
advantage of me.

BRA
Does your mother know?

PAN
If she knew, she'd kill me. It
happened at your house last night.

BRA
Why didn't you do something?

PAN
I don't know.

BRA
So, let me get this straight. You
came over to our house late last night
and he forced intercourse on you.

PAN
Well... not exactly.

BRA
He made you give him a blow job.

PAN
No.

BRA
Well what then?

Pan waits a moment, then whispers in her ear.

BRA (cont'd)
He ate you out?

PAN
If that's what you call it.

BRA
Pan, I think you're going to have
a hard time crying rape if that's all
he did.

PAN
What do I do then?

BRA
Well did you like it?

PAN
Well... I don't know - it was weird.
At first it felt icky, then it felt
kind of okay. Then, I started getting
really hot and then I started shaking
and then like, I don't t know... it
felt like an explosion, but a good one.

Bra laughs.

BRA
Pan, you had an orgasm.

PAN
I did?

BRA
I'm so proud of you. You're becoming a
woman.

PAN
I am?

Bra nods. Pan embraces her, happy.

BRA
Now listen. Now that you're on your
way, it would be stupid of you to stop.
Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him
instruct you.

PAN
I don't love him. I love Ronald.

BRA
So? Don't you want to make Ronald a
happy pappy? Practice makes perfect,
Pan. My advice is to sleep with as
many people as possible.

PAN
But that would make me a slut.
(beat)
Wouldn't it?

BRA
Pan, everybody does it. It's just
that nobody talks about it.

Pan takes the information in.

PAN
It's like a secret society.

BRA
That's one way of looking at it.

PAN
Cool.

58 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 58

Videl sits on the grass reading Gabriel Garcia
Marquez's Love In The Time Of Cholera. She puts the book
down and wipes a tear from her eye.

59 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S ROOM - DAY 59

Gohan peers out his window with a pair of binoculars.
Bra enters his room.

BRA
I just had a nice chat with Pan. I
don't think she'll be giving you
anymore problems.

GOHAN
Yippy.

BRA
Who are you spying on?

GOHAN
Take a look for yourself.

He hands the binoculars to Bra, who looks out the
window.

BRA
That her?

GOHAN
Yeah.

BRA
Jesus, she reeks of Laura Ashley.
(sarcastic)
Oh, she's crying. Wittle baby's upset
by the big bad book.

Gohan grabs the binoculars from her.

GOHAN
Shut up.

BRA
What's your problem?

GOHAN
Nothing.

BRA
She's really getting to you, isn't
she?

GOHAN
If you must know, yes. I don't know
what to do. I can't stand that holier
than thou bullshit and yet, I'm
completely infatuated with her.
(beat)
She made me laugh.

BRA
And that's why you're losing your bet?

GOHAN
I'm not losing the bet. It's just
taking longer than I expected.

BRA
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche
for a ride?

GOHAN
Bra, the only thing you're going to
be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse
me, I have some work to do.

He storms out of the room.

60 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 60

Gohan walks over to Videl, who continues to read her
book. She notices him and sets the book down.

GOHAN
Am I bothering you?

VIDEL
Not at all. Have a seat.

He sits down next to her.

GOHAN
Don't tell me you finished The
Fountainhead already?

She nods. He points to her book.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Great book. What's the guy's name,
Florentino...

VIDEL
Florentino Ariza.

Gohan sticks his hand in his pocket and fiddles
around.

GOHAN
My friend Monsieur Philipe is a friend
of Florentino.

VIDEL
Who's Monsieur Philipe?

GOHAN
You don't know Monsieur Philipe?

Gohan takes out a SOCK PUPPET.

GOHAN (cont'd)
(low voice)
Bonjour mademoiselle.

VIDEL
(laughs)
Bonjour Monsieur Philipe.

GOHAN
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
You are very pretty. I would like to
kiss you.

The puppet kisses her on the cheek.

GOHAN (cont'd)
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
Oooo, that felt good.

VIDEL
Thank you.

He kisses her on the cheek.

GOHAN
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
That felt good too. I will kiss you
all over.

The puppet attacks a laughing Videl. She playfully
grabs Gohan and starts to tickle him. Gohan
tickles her back.

They roll around on the ground until Gohan lands on
top of her. A moment of tense silence passes and
Gohan kisses her. The kissing intensifies until she
pushes him off her.

Gohan stands.

GOHAN (cont'd)
I'm sorry about that.

VIDEL
I am too.

He paces for a moment and his mood turns to anger.

GOHAN
You know what? I don't take it back.

VIDEL
Why are you doing this?

GOHAN
Because I'm in love with you.

VIDEL
I thought you said we were going to be
friends.

GOHAN
I can't handle it. I can't keep my
feelings bottled up like you. Can you
honestly tell me that you feel nothing
for me? ... Tell me!

VIDEL
I have feelings for you.

GOHAN
Then what's wrong? I love you Videl.
It's not like you have a husband,
unless your married to Jesus.

VIDEL
That's not fair.

GOHAN
Why can't we be together?

Videl's eyes well up with tears.

VIDEL
You really want to know?

GOHAN
Yes.

VIDEL
It's because I don't trust myself with
you.
(beat)
I took a vow and because of you I'm
tempted to break it. Don't destroy that
for me. Please.

She hurries off.

61 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S ROOM - DAY 61

Gohan enters the room and slams the door behind him.

GOHAN
(frustrated)
Shit.

He hears the shower running from the bathroom.

62 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S BATHROOM - DAY 62
(GOCHI-SAN:"YES I AM AWARE THIS IS INCEST IM SORRY")
Gohan enters the room. Pan sticks her head out
from the shower curtain.

PAN
Want to join me?

GOHAN
(indifferent)
Some other time, Pan.

He leaves the room. Pan looks confused. A moment
passes and Gohan re-enters taking off his clothes.

GOHAN (cont'd)
What am I, an idiot?

Pan smiles.

63 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S ROOM - NIGHT 63

Gohan and Pan lie in bed. Gohan smokes a
cigarette and writes in his journal.

PAN
Am I suppose to be this sore?

GOHAN
For the first time, yes. It'll pass.

A moment of silence.

PAN
I like it better when I'm on top.

GOHAN
Pan. This is what I like to call
quiet time. This is time when we
reflect on what we've done.

PAN
I'm sorry.

She looks at the troubled expression on Gohan's face.

PAN (cont'd)
Something's bothering you?

GOHAN
You think?

PAN
Is it me?

GOHAN
No, you were fine.

GOHAN'S P.O.V. - He looks out on the balcony, where
Bra is eavesdropping. They make eye contact and she
waves.

PAN
It's that girl, Videl.

He stands and walks over to the balcony, where he closes
the blinds.

PAN (cont'd)
You love her, don't you? It's okay.
I don't love you either. I love Ronald.

GOHAN
I'm getting out of here.

Gohan heads to the bathroom.

PAN
Where are you going?

GOHAN (O.S.)
I'm taking a shower.

PAN
Need any company?

GOHAN (O.S.)
No.

PAN
Want a blow job?

GOHAN (O.S.)
Good night Pan.

PAN
(under her breath)
Prude.

64 INT. ESTATE - VIDEL'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 64

Videl is reading in bed. There's a knock on the door.

VIDEL
Come in.

Gohan enters the room.

GOHAN
I just came to say goodbye.

VIDEL
Where are you going?

GOHAN
Back to the city. I may take off to
Europe for the rest of the summer. I
just can't handle it around here.

VIDEL
I think that's for the best.

GOHAN
Good for you.

VIDEL
Gohan, please. I don't want us to
end on bad terms.

GOHAN
Well, I'm afraid you don't have a
choice in the matter. You make me
sick. You're a hypocrite and I don't
associate with hypocrites.

Videl's eyes well up with tears.

VIDEL
How am I a hypocrite?

GOHAN
Oh please Videl. You spend all your
time preaching about waiting for love.
Well here it is. Right in front of you,
but you're going to turn your back on
it. I'm sorry that we're not at the age
where we can get married. If we were,
I'd propose, but that's not going to
happen. So I guess we're just fucked.
I'll move on, but you... you're going
to have to live with yourself knowing
you've turned your back on love. And
that makes you a hypocrite.

Gohan heads to the door.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Have a nice life.

Videl races toward him and throws her arms around him.

VIDEL
(sobbing)
Please don't go.

GOHAN
Get off me.

She kisses him passionately.

VIDEL
I... I want you.

Gohan embraces her and draws her over to the bed.

She lies down and starts to unbutton her dress. Gohan
stands over her watches her. Her crying does not let up
as she continues to undress.

Gohan stands, stunned and watches her.

GOHAN
I'm sorry, I can't.

A pained look crosses her face. Gohan leaves the
room and closes the door.

65 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S ROOM - NIGHT 65

Gohan closes the door and leans against it.

GOHAN
Shit.

He wipes his eyes, which are starting to water. He goes
over to a mirror at looks at himself.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Get it together you pussy.

A stern look comes over his face. He smiles, then walks
away.

66 EXT. ESTATE - FRONT OF HOUSE - DAY 66

A cab pulls up to the house. The front door opens and a
crying Videl quickly leaves the house and climbs into
the cab. She closes the door and the cab pulls away from
the house. WE PAN up to a second story window where
Bra is looking down and smiling.

67 INT. ESTATE - GOHAN'S ROOM - DAY 67

Gohan lies sleeping in his bed. His journal lies
beside him. A FEATHER tickles his nose. He stirs awake
and looks up to see Bra staring down at him.

BRA
Morning!

GOHAN
(sarcastic)
Morning.

BRA
So? How'd it go last night?

GOHAN
With who?

BRA
Well I know how it went with Pan.
She won't shut up about it. How'd it
go with Mrs. Jesus?

Gohan sits up in bed.

GOHAN
If your asking if I nailed her the
answer is no.

BRA
She shot you down.

GOHAN
Exactly the opposite.

BRA
So what went wrong?

GOHAN
I don't know. She was lying on the bed,
ready to do it, but I-- I don't, I
was... I just didn't feel right about
it.

BRA
You're telling me you had the chance to
fuck her and you didn't. God are you a
chump.

GOHAN
A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to
be rectified.

He climbs out of bed and puts on his robe. He starts out
the door, when -

BRA
If you're heading towards her room, you
won't find her.

GOHAN
Where is she?

BRA
You don't know?
(big smile)
She left thirty minutes ago.

GOHAN
Where'd she go?

BRA
She wouldn't say. She apologized to
your aunt and told her she was going
to stay with some friends.
(beat)
You blew it, Gohan. That girl has
come to her senses and she will never
go near you again.

Gohan throws off the robe and starts to dress.

GOHAN
We'll see about that.

68 INT. VEGETA'S DORM ROOM - DAY 68

A shrine to hot babes, who's posters adorn the walls. Vegeta
is busy dumping muscle magazines, several issues of Teen
Beat and some Musical Theater CDs into a trash bag when the
phone rings. He answers it.

VEGETA
Hello.

INTERCUT WITH:

69 EXT. HIGHWAY/INT. PORSCHE - DAY 69

Gohan is talking on his cell phone.

GOHAN
Is she with you?

VEGETA
Who is this?

GOHAN
Gohan, you faggot. Is she with you?

VEGETA
No.

GOHAN
Where is she?!

VEGETA
I don't know. Why don't you leave her
alone.

GOHAN
Vegeta, I'm gonna out your ass in
two seconds if you don't tell me where
she is.

VEGETA
I told you I don't know.

GOHAN
One.

VEGETA
Alright. She's staying with some
friends of her parents. The O'Sheas.
She caught the train twenty minutes ago
into Grand Central.

GOHAN
Grand Central. You better not be
fucking with me cause it's your ass on
the line.

Gohan clicks off his cell phone.

GOHAN(cont'd)
Motherfucker.

He bangs on his dashboard.

70 EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY 70

The Porsche weaves in and out of traffic on it's way to
the city.

71 INT. TRAIN CONCOURSE - DAY 71

A group of passengers exit the train. Videl is among
them. She stops when she SEES -

Gohan, standing in the distance.

Videl stops in her tracks. She drops her bag, rushes
over to him and embraces him. Gohan's cruel demeanor
drops, when he realizes how happy she is to see him. He
looks her in the eyes and smiles. They kiss.

72 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 72

Gohan carries a laughing Videl into the room. They
continue to kiss and he carries her over to the table.

He sets her down and accidentally knocks over a lamp.

GOHAN
Ooops.

They both laugh. They kiss some more, then start to
unbutton each other's clothes. Gohan struggles with
her pants' button.

GOHAN(cont'd)
Fuck this.

He picks her up again and moves to the bed. They
collapse on the bed and he accidently falls off it.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Suave.

Videl cracks up. Gohan reaches up and YANKS her
down on top of him. They both laugh, then kiss.

73 EXT. SON TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT 73

Establishing shot

74 INT.SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 74

Videl sits on the windowsill watching Gohan as he
sleeps. He slowly starts to wake and looks at her.

VIDEL
Hi.

GOHAN
Hi.

She walks over to him and kisses him.

GOHAN (cont'd)
You alright?

VIDEL
I'm fine. I have to get going to my
friends' house.
(beat)
Was it --

GOHAN
It was perfect.

She smiles and holds her hand out. He takes her hand in
his.

75 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - NIGHT 75

Videl closes the door to the bedroom and walks down the
hall passing a mirror on the wall. In the mirror's
REFLECTION is Bra, looking very angry.

76 EXT. SON TOWNHOUSE - DAY 76

Establishing shot.

77 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 77

Sook-Hee carries a bundle of folded laundry down the
hall. Gohan enters the hallway from his bedroom. He
grabs her.

GOHAN
You work way to hard. Here.
(hands her a wad of money)
Take the day off. Merry Christmas.

Sook-Hee smiles and moves on. Gohan continues down
the hall. He passes Bra's door and hear noises.

BRA (O.S.)
Slower.

Gohan leans against the door.

BRA (O.S.)
A little to the left. Look, pretend
like you're writing the alphabet.
A... B... mmm, stay on B.

Gohan knocks on the door.

BRA (O.S.)
One second.

Gohan hears some fumbling then a door close from
inside the bedroom.

BRA (O.S.)
Come in.

78 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - BRA'S BEDROOM - DAY 78

Gohan enters the room, to find Bra lying in bed,
wearing only her bathrobe.

GOHAN
Bad time?

BRA
Kind of.

GOHAN
Well, you obviously wanted me to
witness your little adventure or else
you wouldn't have invited me in.

Gohan walks toward the closet.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Who is our little friend so
inexperienced that you have to resort
to the alphabet game?

He throws open the closet door. Ronald stands there
covering his genitals with his hands.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Well, well, well.

RONALD
It's not what it seems like.

Ronald picks up his clothes. As he leaves:

GOHAN
Say hi to Pan.

Ronald's head drops as he closes the door behind him.

BRA
(calling out)
Call me.

Gohan throws Bra a look.

BRA (cont'd)
You can't have all the fun.

Gohan sits on the bed.

BRA (cont'd)
You seem to be in a good mood.

GOHAN
I am.

A big grin appears on Gohan's face

BRA
You didn't?

GOHAN
Oh yes.

BRA
Tell me all the details.

GOHAN
It was... Fantastic.

BRA
Oh come on. For her first time?

GOHAN
I know. That's the amazing part of
it. I mean, it wasn't like Cirque du
Soleil acrobatics, just standard
missionary stuff, but it was... ah
forget it. I'm going to sound like a
Hallmark card.

BRA
No, tell me.

GOHAN
It was... it was like the emotional
part outweighed the physical part.

BRA
Wow. So you made love. Ooo, I hear
the birds chirping.

GOHAN
Mock, mock, mock.

She places her hand on his crotch.

BRA
So I assume you've come here to make
some arrangements.

Gohan stands.

GOHAN
Some other time.

BRA
Excuse me?

GOHAN
I'm not in the mood.

BRA
And that's why you're leaving?

GOHAN
It clearly is why.

BRA
I want to fuck.

GOHAN
And I don't.

He leaves and slams the door behind him.

79 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 79

Gohan talks on the phone.

GOHAN
I'll pick you up in an hour. I love
you too.

He hangs up the phone. Bra stands in the doorway.

BRA
Oh my God. You're completely p-whipped.

GOHAN
No, I'm not.

BRA
P-whipped, p-whipped.

GOHAN
What's wrong with you? Why are you
acting this way?

Bra starts to cry.

BRA
I'm sorry. It's just upsetting. You're
in love with her. You don't love me
anymore.

GOHAN
Oh come on, Bra, it was just a
contest.

BRA
At first it was, but now it's become
something bigger.

GOHAN
Bra, you know I love you. I've
always loved you.

BRA
Not anymore you don't. It's obvious.

GOHAN
I can't believe you're reacting this
way. You're just saying this because
you lost the bet.

BRA
Is that what you think?

He nods. Bra sits down on his bed. She slips her
underwear off from under her bathrobe and tosses it
aside, spreading her legs.

BRA (cont'd)
Alright, come on, let's get it over
with. But mark my words, this is the
only time it'll happen.

She picks up the phone.

BRA (cont'd)
Whenever you're ready. Just stick it in
me. While you're doing that I'm gonna
make some phone calls.

GOHAN
That's not fair. You're taking all the
fun out of it.

BRA
Then do me a favor and get rid of her.
If not for me, then do it for you.
Look at yourself. You're a joke. She's
turned you into jelly. What do you want
to be, one of those losers who walk
down the halls holding hands and
smiling. People used to respect you.
They feared you and now you're going to
throw that all away.

Gohan stares at her, lost in thought.

BRA (cont'd)
Poor Gohan. He used to be cool, but
now he's just another love-struck
faggot. One of the many.

80 EXT. MANHATTAN STREET - DAY 80

A taxi drives down the street.

81 INT. TAXI - DAY 81

Bra and Gohan sit in the back seat. Her arm is
around his. Sebastian looks nervous.

BRA
Why so nervous?

GOHAN
I've never done this before.

BRA
How have you dumped girls in the past?

GOHAN
Screening calls. Any suggestions?

BRA
I knew this guy last summer in the
Hamptons. He and his girlfriend at the
time were madly in love with each
other. But she had this huge weight
problem. His friends taunted him
mercilessly about it. You know, "How
do you breathe when she sits on your
face?" "It's embarrassing for you to
be seen with her." Finally he couldn't
take it anymore and decided to dump
her. She flipped and he went on the
defensive. I distinctly remember him
saying the same thing over and over
again. "I'm completely fucked up."
"I'm completely fucked up." "I'm
completely fucked up."
(beat)
Poor fatty never had a chance.

82 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY 82

The cab pulls up to the curb. Gohan gets out and
heads into the building. Bra leans out the window.

BRA
Don't be weak.

The cab drives off.

83 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY 83

Gohan rings the doorbell. A woman (MRS. O'SHEA)
answers the door.

GOHAN
Hi. Is Videl at home?

MRS. O'SHEA
You must be Gohan. I've heard such
nice things about you.

He smiles.

MRS. O'SHEA (cont'd)
(calling out)
Videl.
(to Gohan)
Come on in.

84 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - FOYER - DAY 84

Gohan closes the door behind him. Videl enters the
room.

VIDEL
Hi.

GOHAN
Hi.

MRS. O'SHEA
Well, I'm going to head back to the
kitchen. You two have fun.

Mrs. O'Shea mouths "He's cute" to Videl. Videl
smiles and nods. Mrs. O'Shea leaves the room.

VIDEL
Would you like a tour?

GOHAN
Sure.

She takes his hand and leads him down the hall.

85 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - VIDEL'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 85

They enter a guest room.

VIDEL
And this is my room.

She closes the door behind them. She smiles and kisses
him.

VIDEL (cont'd)
You think we can be quiet?

She embraces him. Gohan remains lifeless.

GOHAN
This isn't working out for me anymore.

VIDEL
(smiling)
Yeah, me neither.

She looks him in the eye and can tell he's not joking.

VIDEL (cont'd)
What's wrong?

GOHAN
It's not you, it's me. I'm completely
fucked up.

VIDEL
What are you saying?

GOHAN
Why aren't you understanding?

VIDEL
I love you.

GOHAN
I know. I wish I felt the same.
Unfortunately, I feel nothing. I think
it was just the conquest. Sorry, I'm
completely fucked up.

Videl bursts into tears.

VIDEL
Why are you trying to hurt me?

GOHAN
I'm just being honest. I just wanted to
see what you were like in bed.

She attacks him but he grabs her hands and fends her off.
He pushes her against the wall and covers her mouth with
his hand.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Shh! Shh! I don't think Mrs. O'Shea
would appreciate you acting like a
total psychopath.

She slinks to the ground and continues to sob.

VIDEL
You don't know how to love.

GOHAN
You don't even know me. The fact of the
matter is there is some one I love.
She's smarter, prettier... you don't
even compare to her. The only reason I
am here is because she wants us to be
exclusive.

VIDEL
But you knew this was important to me.

GOHAN
What, your virginity? Well that's over
now.

Videl clutches her stomach and continues to sob. He moves
towards her.

VIDEL
Please go.

He opens the door.

GOHAN
Sorry. I'm completely fucked up.

He leaves and closes the door behind him. Videl
continues to sob.
86 EXT. SON TOWNHOUSE - DAY 86

A cab driver carries several shopping bags out of a cab.

87 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 87

Bra walks down the hallway and enters her room.

88 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - BRA'S BEDROOM - DAY 88

The room is dark. Bra flips on the light.

BRA
Jesus.

Gohan is sitting in a chair, wearing his shades,
journal in hand.

BRA
A little melodramatic, don't you think.

GOHAN
I have a flair for drama.

BRA
Mind if I ask what you're doing in my
room?

GOHAN
You wanted an answer to your question.

BRA
Videl?

He takes off his glasses. We can tell he has been
crying.

GOHAN
Devastated beyond repair. I doubt
she'll ever trust a man again.

BRA
Well done.

He holds up a bottle of champagne.

GOHAN
I thought we should celebrate.

BRA
I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm
expecting some company.

GOHAN
Ronald?

BRA
Not that it's any of your business but
yes.

Gohan holds up a letter.

GOHAN
From Ronald.

Bra takes the letter.

GOHAN (cont'd)
I haven't had a chance to read it, but
I'm sure it goes something like "yahdah
yahdah yahdah you mean a lot to me.
Yahdah yahdah yahdah I hope we can be
friends. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera."
You see, I expected your sort of
bullshit so I took the liberty of
phoning Ronald and Pan. Right now
they're having a little get together
in my love shack at the Grand Central
Hyatt. I'm so sorry he chose Pan
over you, but I promised him I would
see you through your crisis.

BRA
Well done.

GOHAN
Thank you. Now, where were we?

POP goes the champagne cork.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Oh yeah, the celebration.

He reaches down and picks up two glasses. He fills them
and hands one to Bra.

GOHAN (cont'd)
What shall we toast to?

BRA
To my triumph, of course.

GOHAN
Not my choice of toast, but it's your
call. To your triumph over Videl.

Bra giggles.

GOHAN (cont'd)
What's so funny?

BRA
Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her.
It's over you.

GOHAN
Come again?

BRA
You were very much in love with her and
you're still in love with her. But it
amused me to make you ashamed of it.
You gave up on the first person you
ever loved because I called you names.
Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered that
you chose me over her, but please
understand, I never loved you,
Gohan. You're just a toy. A little
toy I play with. And now you've
completely blown it with her. I think
that's the saddest thing I've ever
heard.
(smiles)
Cheers.

She clicks his glass and drinks. Gohan doesn't
drink. He looks ill.

GOHAN
In any event, you still owe me my
reward.

BRA
I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't
fuck losers.

Gohan slaps her across the face.

BRA (cont'd)
You motherfucker!

She grabs him and starts throwing wild punches. They
fall to the ground.

BRA (cont'd)
Nobody hits me.

GOHAN
Calm down.

He rolls on top of her and pins her to the ground.

BRA
Get off me!

GOHAN
Will you calm down?

BRA
Fine! Get off me!

He stands and gives her a hand up. They both catch their
breaths.

GOHAN
I'm very sorry about that. I apologize.

BRA
I accept. Now get out.

GOHAN
Get out? We had an arrangement.

BRA
Didn't you hear what I said?

GOHAN
I don't care what you said, we had an
agreement. You've slept with half of
the borough so don't tell me you're
being choosy.

BRA
(screaming)
Get out!

GOHAN
I'm giving you to the count of three to
plop your ass down on the bed.

BRA
And if I don't?

GOHAN
Then I will consider it a declaration
of war. One. Two... three.

BRA
I think you have your answer.

GOHAN
War it is.

He grabs his journal, leaves and SLAMS the door behind
him.

89 INT.SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 89

Gohan paces while talking on the phone.

GOHAN
It's desperate that I talk to her.

MRS. O'SHEA (O.S.)
I've already told you, she's not home.

GOHAN
Well please leave a message that I
called.

MRS. O'SHEA (O.S.)
I'll do that.

He hangs up the phone and THROWS it into a mirror, which
SMASHES.

GOHAN
Shit.

He collapses on his bed and buries his face in his hands.
Exhausted he looks up and sees his journal lying on the
floor. He picks it up and flips through it.

90 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT 90

Gohan walks down the street carrying a small package.
He enters an apartment building.

91 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - HALLWAY - NIGHT 91

Gohan rings the doorbell. Mrs. O'Shea answers the
door.

MRS. O'SHEA
What do you want?

GOHAN
I need to talk to Videl.

MRS. O'SHEA
She's not here.

GOHAN
Do you know where she is?

MRS. O'SHEA
She's out.

GOHAN
Do you know when she'll be back?

MRS. O'SHEA
Later. Listen, we're entertaining
some guests so -

GOHAN
Videl! Videl!

MRS. O'SHEA
Young man, I already told you she's
not here.

GOHAN
Fine. Could you please see that she
gets this.

He hands her the package.

MRS. O'SHEA
I'll do that.

GOHAN
It's really important.

MRS. O'SHEA
I understand. Good night.

She closes the door.

92 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - FOYER - NIGHT 92

Mrs O'Shea turns away from the door towards Videl,
who stands in the hallway.

93 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - BRA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 93

Bra sits in a chair doing her nails. She checks her
watch, takes a moment and makes herself upset. She picks
up the phone and dials.

94 INT. RONALD'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 94

Ronald is sleeping. The phone rings. He awakens and
answers it.

RONALD
Hello.

BRA
(voice cracking)
Ronald?

RONALD
Yeah?

BRA
It's Bra.

Ronald sits up, nervous.

RONALD
Hi Bra. Is everything okay?

BRA
No.

She cries.

RONALD
What's wrong?

BRA
It's Gohan. He's out of his mind.

RONALD
What do you mean?

BRA
I think he's high on drugs. He hit me,
then took off. I'm afraid to be alone.
Please come over.

RONALD
I'll be right there.

He hangs up the phone and grabs his pants

BACK TO:

95 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - BRA'S BEDROOM - DAY 95

Bra hangs up the phone. She instantly becomes calm and
returns to doing her nails.

96 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - VIDEL'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 96

Videl sits and stares at Gohan's package.

She picks it up and opens it. She takes out a journal
and a letter. She opens the letter and reads it.

GOHAN (V.O.)
Dear Videl. Thank you for reading
this letter. I don't know what I can
possibly say to rectify the harm I have
caused you. For once in my life I'm at
a loss for words.

97 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 97

Gohan sits at his desk, writing the letter.

GOHAN (V.O.)
The truth of the matter is that being
with you was the only time I have ever
been happy. My whole life has been a
joke. I prided myself on taking joy in
others' misery.

98 INT. MANHATTAN STREET - NIGHT (MONTAGE) 98

Gohan walks the streets of New York. He seems sad
and lonely.

GOHAN (V.O.)
Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded
in hurting the first person I loved. I
wish more than anything I could take it
back, but I guess that's not possible.

99 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - VIDEL'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 99

Videl continues to read the letter.

GOHAN (V.O.)
Enclosed is my most prized possession...
my journal. For a long time I
considered it my trophy. A sordid
collection of my conquests. If you
really want to know the truth, then
please read it. No more lies.

100 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT 100

We PAN down the side of the building to the ground.
Gohan lies against the building waiting for Videl
to return.

GOHAN (V.O.)
A car is picking me up tomorrow and
taking me to Martha's Vineyard, where
we have a summer home. Nothing would
make me happier than if you joined me.
I'm a fucking wreck without you. If
you're interested please meet me
outside my building at nine. If not, I
understand. Love, Gohan.

101 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 101

Ronald sits and listens as a grieving Bra tells her
story.

BRA
And when I confronted him about his
affair with Pan he told me it was
none of my business. Then when I said
"Well what about Ronald," he said you
were nothing more than a stupid... the
n word and that you deserved what you
got...

RONALD
And this happened before you and I
hooked up?

BRA
It's been going on for a while.
(beat)
Then he called me a disgrace to our
family and that's when he hit me.

RONALD
Racist piece of shit.

BRA
I'd be careful if I were you. God knows
what he's up to.

RONALD
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass
in.

BRA
Will you stay here for the night? You
can leave in the morning. That's when
my parents get back and --

RONALD
Don't worry about it. I'll stay.

Bra hugs him.

BRA
Thanks Ronald. You're a good friend.

102 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY 102

A STREET CLEANING MACHINE drives past the apartment

103 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - LOBBY - DAY 103

Gohan lies sleeping on a sofa in the lobby. The
NIGHT DOORMAN taps him awake.

GOHAN
What time is it?

NIGHT DOORMAN
Eight o'clock. You got to go.

GOHAN
Did she show up?

NIGHT DOORMAN
Nope.

GOHAN
Do you mind if I check upstairs?

NIGHT DOORMAN
I can't have you do that, nor can I
have you hanging around the lobby all
day.

GOHAN
I understand. Thanks for letting me
crash here.

NIGHT DOORMAN
Don't worry about it.

Gohan stands and staggers out of the building.

104 EXT. SON TOWNHOUSE - DAY 104

Ronald walks out of the building and heads toward the
corner.

He stops when he SEES - Gohan crossing the street.

RONALD
(under his breath)
Son of a bitch.

Gohan walks toward Ronald, who blocks his path.

RONALD (cont'd)
Gohan!

Gohan looks up at Ronald.

GOHAN
(tired)
Hey Ronald.

RONALD
It seems that you and I have some
talking to do.

GOHAN
Can we do it later. I've had a really
bad night and -

Ronald SHOVES Gohan.

GOHAN(cont'd)
What's your problem?

RONALD
Where the hell do you come off hitting
women?

GOHAN
What are you talking about?

RONALD
Bra. Did you hit her?

GOHAN
Bra? Oh Christ, she got to you too?

RONALD
Did you hit her?

GOHAN
Ronald, you don't know what you're
talking about.

RONALD
Don't know what I'm talking about? I
know that you fucked Pan.

Gohan says nothing.

RONALD (cont'd)
It's true, isn't it?

GOHAN
Ronald, I'm sorry.

RONALD
You bastard!

Ronald TACKLES Gohan to the ground. Ronald lands on
top of him and hits in the mouth.

RONALD (cont'd)
I trusted you!

Ronald hits him again. Blood pours out of Gohan's
mouth. Gohan is dazed. Ronald grabs him by the
collar.

RONALD (cont'd)
I trusted you!

Gohan takes a moment to catch his breath.

GOHAN
Fuck you.

He knees Ronald in the groin. Ronald screams in pain and
falls over. Gohan climbs to his feet.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Why don't you give me a chance to
explain.

Gohan kicks him in the ass. Ronald falls over.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Don't you get it? We were all part of
her game.

Gohan pins him to the ground. Ronald struggles.

GOHAN (cont'd)
I'm gonna let you up, but you have to
give me a chance to explain. Understood?

Ronald nods. Gohan releases him and Ronald catches
his breath. Gohan looks up and SEES -

Videl, standing across the street, witnessing the
event.

GOHAN (cont'd)
Videl!

Gohan stands and races over to her, blindly crossing
the street.

Videl notices a speeding cab and -

Videl
(pointing)
Gohan!

Gohan looks up just as -- WHAM! The taxi HITS him
dead on, sending him flying over the car and onto the
street.

Videl SCREAMS. The cab SKIDS to a stop. Videl runs
into the street and over to Gohan, who lies in shock,
He sees her and grabs her hand. She starts to cry.

GOHAN
I'm okay. I'm okay.

Ronald and the Cab driver run over to them.

VIDEL
Get an ambulance!

The cab driver races back to his car. Gohan looks up
at Videl.

VIDEL (cont'd)
We're getting you to a hospital.

Gohan nods.

GOHAN
Holy shit.

VIDEL (cont'd)
You're gonna be fine.

Gohan nods.

GOHAN
I'm sorry.

VIDEL (cont'd)
It's alright.

GOHAN
I'm okay. Everything's good.

DISSOLVE TO:

105 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 105

Goku, twenty high-school girls and several friends of
the family are dressed in black, making polite conversation
and consoling Gohan's parents and his Aunt Helen.

Chichi stands in the corner with Pan

CHICHI
Sad, sad, sad. To think of the
opportunities that boy had. This should
be a lesson to us all that our children
need constant supervision.

She puts her arm around Pan.

CHICHI (CONT'D)
It's all about quality time.

106 INT. SON TOWNHOUSE - GOHAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 106

Videl enters Gohan's room, now cleaned up. She
walks around the room, taking it in, then approaches the
window. She stares out of it for a moment.

BRA (O.S.)
He loved that view.

Videl turns and sees Bra at the door. She enters
the room.

VIDEL
I can see why.

Bra extends her hand.

Bra
I'm Bra.

VIDEL
Videl.

They shake.

BRA
Have we met?

VIDEL
I don't think so.

BRA
Did you know Gohan well?

VIDEL
You might say that.

BRA
Now I remember. Videl. Your
father's the new headmaster at Oakwood.

VIDEL
That's right.

BRA
I'm sure you're going to love it there.

Videl nods.

BRA
Are you okay?

VIDEL
I'll be fine.

BRA
(beat)
Well, I'll leave you alone now. I just
came in here to get something of mine.

Bra walks over to Gohan's desk and takes the keys
to his Porsche. She goes to leave, when she turns back to
Videl.

BRA (cont'd)
You sure you're going to be alright?
I'm here if you need a friend.

VIDEL
Thank you.

BRA
Look, I know this sounds corny, but
whenever I feel like I can't go on I...
(takes out her crucifix)
turn to Jesus and he helps me through
the problem. Call me an anachronism,
but -

VIDEL
Oh cut the shit, Kathryn.

BRA
Excuse me?

VIDEL
You heard me.

BRA
Who the hell do you think you are
coming into my house and saying those
things to me. My brother is dead, have
some respect.

VIDEL
Bra, I know all about you and
Gohan.

BRA
Gohan was a pathological liar. I
wouldn't believe a word he -

VIDEL
I have his journal.

BRA
You what?

VIDEL
His journal. He sent it to me the day
before he died. Everything about you is
in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs,
the menages, your bout with bulimia,
the affair you had with your guidance
counselor and how he gave you... eww.
Let's see, then there's your coke
problem... You still keep it in your
crucifix, don't you? It's all in there.

BRA
You didn't show it to anybody?

VIDEL
Actually, I was planning on running
down to Kinkos. Do you think you could
give me ride?

BRA
You can't do this to me. It could ruin
me.

VIDEL
(smiling)
I know.

Bra starts to cry.

VIDEL (cont'd)
Bra, please. Crying? Didn't you
once say that crying is a sign of
weakness? I'm very disappointed in you.

Bra continues to sob.

VIDEL(cont'd)
Alright, stop crying. There's a bright
side to this you know.

Videl puts a comforting arm around her.

VIDEL (cont'd)
You're going to be my pet project next
year. You're going to do what I tell
you to do, wear what I tell you to
wear. You're going to befriend the
unpopular, sleep with the insecure.
Think of the social ramifications it
will cause. You and I are going to turn
this school around. And do you know why
you're going to do it?
(beat)
Cause your ass is mine.

Videl grabs Bra by the face, KISSES her forcefully
on the mouth, then shoves her back. Bra looks at her
in horror.

VIDEL (cont'd)
We'll be in touch.

She winks at Bra then leaves.

CLOSE ON: Bra. She sits down on Gohan's bed,
utterly defeated.

VIDEL (cont'd)
Forgot something.

Videl steps back into frame and takes the car keys out
of Bra's hands.

107 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 107

Videl races down the highway. She opens up the glove
compartment and rifles through some cassettes. She takes
out The Carpenter's Greatest Hits and inserts it.

CUE UP: The Carpenter's singing "Goodbye To Love."

Videl reaches down and takes out Gohan's
sunglasses. She puts them on and checks herself out in
the rear-view mirror. A grin crosses her face.

108 EXT. WESTSIDE HIGHWAY - AERIAL POV. - DAY 108

We MOVE off the Porsche and ascend into the air. The
Porsche weaves through traffic as it disappears into a
sea of cars. WE SEE the Manhattan skyline in the background
as WE -

FADE OUT.

THE END